Vampires films that don't suck: John Carpenter's Vampires

When I originally started doing this series, I was intending to do actually "good" vampire movies that have been mostly either overlooked for that drippy menstrual dreck Twilight and it's equally dismal psuedo-romantic ilk or crapped all over due to some sort of bullshit postmodernism (you know the type- Vampires are immune to fucking everything yada,…

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John Carpenter and Thomas Ian Griffith on the set of Vampires (1997) John describes Thomas just how much he doesn't give a fuck. : r/badMovies

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